Pong of the Gods

Pong of the Gods is a minigame that can be found in the Dungeons.

On starting the game your avatar will be locked into a cupboard and you'll watch helplessly unable to influence as three beams of light leave a moving block to your right, travel to the left and remove the three life markers above your cupboard.

After this you will be able to resume your adventures, having just wasted 40 seconds of your life.